June 12, 2002
Bobby Cox: Good win boys. Everybody be ready to go to the airport by midnight tonight! ... What is it?
Designated Flunkie: What do you want me to do with the file on tonight's pitcher?
Cox: Well, we probably won't play the Twins again for about 5 years, what are the odds this guy is still pitching then? Keep the file but don't waste too much time updating it.
Flunkie: Yes, sir.
Gm | GS | W-L | IP | ER | H | BB | SO | ERA | WHIP | BAA | Cy | |
J. Santana through 6/12/02 | 48 | 11 | 4-4 | 145 | 92 | 169 | 77 | 114 | 5.71 | 1.70 | .297 | 0 |
June 14, 2007
Bobby Cox: Alright, who are we up against tonight?
New Designated Flunkie: Johan Santana, boss. Here's his file.
Cox: I see we've faced him before. And we beat him, this guy must be a pushover... Wait, why aren't there any updates after 2002?
Flunkie: Well, we didn't bother keeping tabs on the Twins pitchers since it's been so long since we played them. Looking back, that may have been a bad idea.
Cox: Hmmm, we'll just have to go with what we have then, it doesn't seem like this guy should give us too much trouble.
Flunkie: You're right, boss. How much could he have changed?
Gm | GS | W-L | IP | ER | H | BB | SO | ERA | WHIP | BAA | Cy | |
J. Santana after 6/12/02 | 183 | 143 | 80-33 | 1030.2 | 326 | 788 | 258 | 1098 | 2.85 | 1.01 | .209 | 2 |
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